I'll be ok, just not today
nerdfighter. idiot. made of awesome.

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

Shortly after I got married my mom refused to call my husband and I anything but “Mr and Mrs Fuckhead” and I think that’s beautiful


okusuck:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

what show is it!!

okusuck:

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

what show is it!!



crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm



sensual-dominant:

Give me the shower head my pet…I will you show you where the water needs to go….

sensual-dominant:

Give me the shower head my pet…I will you show you where the water needs to go….






foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 




vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under


inspired-by-hiddles:

God bless the white t-shirt !