“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
My followers better all reblog this.
There should be more notes
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
If you don’t rebolg this:
^ you sir, killed me
The first one looked like my step sister (the one on the left)
1. literally just fucking talk to me
2. thats it
you automatically turn gay if you drink this
what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?
That top purple part looks like a sitting cat.
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
Calm down, Peeta
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people